If you’re already in ‘later life accommodation’ this article might cheer you up; an influx of under-80-year-olds would surely brighten the place up, adding an occasional game of Harry Potter Trivia to the usual diet of bingo or reruns of Marigold Hotel. Sorry, in my view this is a conspiracy to fill up the hundreds, nay, thousands of unsold units in ’Exclusive Living for the over-55s’ developments. Once you can grow a beard/legally wear make-up, stop wishing yourself older; or be careful what you wish for.