If you find all of the above a little depressing, here’s something which cheered me up no end over my morning croissants: the BBC’s life expectancy calculator. Click through to have a go and see how many more Eurovisions you can see us lose. For me, it’s 22, of which 17 will be healthy. Of course, due to the law of averages, it could be 42, with 10 unhealthy ones, or an hour, with a dodgy 15 minutes. My first thought? Another glass of rosé, please.
Budget Rumours and Possibilities
The Budget Rumour Machine is not the shambles it was last year. Before Rachel’s Swansong all sorts of stuff was leaked to see what sort of puddle it would create.
