Haven’t we come a long way? It’s surely not so long ago, in the days when a mink coat and 20 Dunhill (kids etc.) were the mark of a real lady, that you’d have been in trouble for trying to pass off fake fur as the real thing. Now it’s real fur that’s masquerading as fake and soon we’ll have to disguise fillet steak as quorn, coal fires as nuclear reactors and soft Brexits as a hard. That’s progress for you.